Charlie Stross mixes E Gary Gygax with the US presidential election, and gives us D&D 1st edition Monster Manual stats for the three principle characters:
John McCain (Demon Prince of Republicans.) (Lesser God.)
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NO APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: -7
MOVE: 3″ (72″ per flight sector on the campaign jet)
HIT DICE: 200 hit points (But first you have to defeat 4d8 Secret Service Agents)
% IN LAIR: 0%
TREASURE TYPE: All your NATO base are belong to us!
And it gets a lot better after that. Go and read the rest of it!