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Norway

Like many others I’m struggling to make sense of the terrible events in Norway. What kind of twisted ideology could prompt someone to do this?

Some things I’ve read on the web this morning sent a chill down my spine and made me break out into a cold sweat.

Several years ago, I used to post reviews to the music and culture reviews site Blogcritics.org. I became disillusioned with the site after the increasing political content, and the sort of unpleasant people that content was attracting.

The last straw was when proprietor Eric Olsen gave a soap-box to very unpleasant anti-Islam hate pieces authored by a far-right Norwegian using the pseudonym “Fjordman”. I resigned from the site, because I didn’t want my own writing to be associated with what was clear to me was the writings of a neo-Nazi.

Now I see Twitter is awash with speculation that “Fjordman” and the perpetrator of the terrible massacre in Norway may be the same person. Even if they’re not, the likelihood that they both frequented the same murky corner of cyberspace is extremely high.

I feel dirty.

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Quote for Today

“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”

This quote had been widely circulated and attributed to Martin Luther King Jr, but That Atlantic has cast doubt on the authenticity.  Regardless of who originally said it, I though it was still very much in the spirit of MLK, and the speed at which it’s spread shows it’s struck a chord with a great many people.

And in fact. all by the first line is indeed by MLK – it comes from “Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?“, pp. 62–63 (1967).

The quote in full:

The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral,
begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy.
Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it.
Through violence you may murder the liar,
but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth.
Through violence you may murder the hater,
but you do not murder hate.
In fact, violence merely increases hate.
So it goes.
Returning violence for violence multiplies violence,
adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness:
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

The opening line of the viral Facebook post I quoted above that ties it to current events is by the hand of another, currently unknown author. I’m guessing it got appended to the MLK quote through an innocent cut-and-paste error rather than deliberate misattribution. Unfortunately it’s this non-MLK line that’s been widely retweeted on Twitter.

As for the moral of this story, shall we just let the combined words of MLK and that other unknown author speak for themselves?

Updated 3rd May 20:17

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I’m Not Paying For Any Royal Wedding!

Warning. This is a rant. If you’re here for the prog-rock reviews, move along, there’s nothing to see.

I never thought I’d start thinking like a republican (in the British sense, not the American or Irish sense!), but I wish the royal couple would just elope to Greta Green, and save the rest of us some hassle!

When Princess Diana died vast swathes of the country wore their emotional incontinence on their sleeves, indulging in recreational grief over someone they never met.  It left the other half of the country wondering if they were last sane person left in Britain.  The way I felt browbeaten into compulsory mass weeping left me profoundly alienated, at least until I realised many others felt the same way.  It did make me realise that the monarchy no longer represents the whole nation any more in any meaningful way.

The only people who care about the royal family now are tabloid-readers who see them as the ultimate reality TV soap opera, and a few old-school high Tories. And since I’m neither of those things, I’m beginning to object to being asked to pay for it all as a taxpayer, especially in these times of austerity and spending cuts.

But there’s a simple solution. If the royal’s fans are those who worship at the altar of celebrity, let the High Priest of celebrity culture pay for the bloody thing.  I’m sure Simon Cowell can afford it

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Hold on to the good

For the past eight years Fred Clark’s blog Slacktivist has been essential reading if you want to know what’s wrong with the world view of large parts of the religious right. He blogs a lot about the excesses of rightwing fundamentalism from an evangelical Christian perspective. Among other things he’s been dissecting the appalling but hugely popular “Left Behind” series of Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, pointing out not only how bad they are theologically, but why the utterly fail as literature. A constant theme is how a mindset based on fear and anger is completely at odds with what the central message of Christianity is supposed to be.

And he’s on form today:

Your aunt, unfortunately, didn’t mention either your name or hers when she drunk-dialed me Thursday to let me know I was at the top of the list of Bad People she’s praying against due to my supposedly contributing to your doubts about the inerrancy and infallibility of the footnotes in the Scofield Reference Bible.

Your aunt was too intoxicated — three sheets to the wind on self-righteous indignation — for me to make a great deal of sense of your situation or hers. She is, I think, your father’s sister, and she used to live in California, but now has an area code that Google tells me is in the really lovely part of Washington State. She seems to really enjoy telling people that if they believe in evolution then they don’t believe in the Bible. And by “the Bible” she’s apparently referring to some set of scriptures that includes the Complete Works of Hal Lindsey.

Read the whole thing.

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UK Election: The Aftermath.

Welcome to the election which everyone lost.  The voters have returned with a verdict of “none of the above”.

  • Labour have done as badly as they did in 1983, so they’re kidding themselves to say it’s anything other than a massive defeat. No way can Gordon Brown expect to stay in office.
  • The Tories have also lost. They were up against the most unpopular prime minister people can remember, in the middle of a recession, and 37% of the popular vote is the best they can manage. The verdict of the British people on them was “we don’t trust you guys with a majority, so we’re not going to give you one”.
  • The Liberal Democrats never expecting to form a majority government, but their goal was to get a big enough wedge of MPs to be able to form a majority with either of the other two parties.  That hasn’t happened, which is why they have also lost.

So now we’re in the post-election period while the parties investigate coalitions, and try to make deals. Commentators from countries with proportional voting (i.e. most countries) are bemused that so many people in Britain find this strange.  We seem to have three options:

  • A coalition (or some agreement short of a coalition) between the Tories and the Liberal Democrats. While the parties are right to enter discussions, I doubt that they’ll be able to hammer out a deal that both parties will be able to accept. The ‘Orange Book’ faction of the Liberals and David Cameron’s moderates may have something in common, but there are a sizeable section of both parties who’d consider such a deal to be anathema.
  • A minority Tory government, perhaps doing ad-hoc deals to get certain legislation through. At the moment I think this is most likely option, although it’s likely to end in a second election within a year.
  • A Lib/Lab coalition.  Sadly I think this is a non-starter; the numbers simply do not add up. They’ll be well short of a working majority, and nobody really wants to cut shady pork-barrel deals with the Scottish Nationalists or Democratic Unionists.
  • A grand coalition of all three parties as government of national unity, with David Cameron as Prime Minister. Possibly the least likely of all, and only justified if the problems with the economy are really as serious as some of the more apocalyptic commentators are suggesting.

Whatever happens next, we’re going to be living in interesting times. There’s been a lot of talk about electoral reform during and after this election.  Whether or not parties can work together successfully when no one party has a majority will be one test of whether or not both the British people and their politicians can deal with the results of an electoral system which would never give an overwhelming majority to a single party.

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The Digital Economy Bill

So the government has railroaded through the deeply-flawed Digital Economy Bill in the dying days of a Parliament with completely inadequate discussion or consultation. It’s being sold as an urgently-needed measure to tackle widespread internet piracy, but I see it as a massive power-grab by old-media giants who want to destroy those parts of the Internet they don’t like.

Nobody apart from the major media cartels and a bunch of corrupt and/or technically-illiterate politicans are actually in favour of this thing as it stands. Even the strongly anti-filesharing Featured Artists Coalition opposes the bill.

I have always maintained that the major labels overstate the losses caused by file-sharing for largely self-serving reasons, and their real agenda has always been about maintaining market share. There are still people who claim that every illicit download represents a lost sale, which is so transparently ridiculous that they deserve to be slapped repeatedly with the proverbial Very Large Haddock until they see sense. They ignore the multiple studies concluding that file-sharers actually spend more money on music and other media than average, and frequently use file-sharing to guide their legitimate purchases.

Even if you believe illicit filesharing is a terrible thing, the whole collective punishment aspect sticks in the throat. This bill targets households, not individuals. I know I’m going to risk Godwin’s law saying this, but from occupied France in World War Two downwards, collective punishment has always been the last resort of the authoritarian thug with no moral authority. So we will see parents losing internet access due to the actitivies of their teenage children, or similar things in shared houses. That lodger you kicked out last month because he didn’t pay the rent? Turns out he’s cost you your internet as well. And that’s before we get into how cafes and libraries providing free wi-fi are now going to be expected to police their customer’s activity. No, small businesses are certainly not exempt, and many people are predicting a sharp decline in free wi-fi facilities.

Then there’s the whole ‘guilty unless proved innocent’ thing. How are they going to determine what’s a legal and what’s an illegal download? What guarantees are there that whatever data-mining or traffic analysis they propose to use isn’t going to generate significant numbers of false positives? What happens if you listen to an Internet radio station or download free songs from a band’s own website, and those sites don’t appear in some major-label approved whitelist? I’ve asked the bill’s apologists about this, and all I get is bland assurances that “it’s only going to be used against a hard core of persistant file sharers”. But there is nothing in the bill that states this.

The bits in the bill about site blocking are just as bad – again the wording is so vague that it can end up being used against virtually anything that the big media companies don’t like – much like Britains hopelessly broken libel laws.

But perhaps the most toxic thing about the entire bill is the way it undermines public support for the notion that creative artists deserve to be paid for their efforts. From the sleazy way it emerged from a meeting between the unelected twice-sacked-for-corruption Peter Mandelson and label boss David Geffen while being wined and dined on Philip Rothschild’s yacht in the Med, to the cynical way the government rammed it through Parliament without proper discussion, the whole thing has the effect of making file-sharing look like a righteous act of civil disobedience. And that will persist even if the DEB fails.

There’s still an outside chance that the House of Lords will see sense and kick the bill out, but I wouldn’t bet on it. In the meantime, if your MP voted in favour of this travesty, be sure not to vote for them in the election.

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Pat Robertson, Go to Hell

As many people know by now, fundie TV evangelist Pat Robertson has claimed that the terrible earthquake in Haiti is their own fault. All because they allegedly made a pact with The Devil 200 years ago.

The “pact with the devil” is a reference to the Voodoun [1] ceremony at Bois Caïman in 1791 which is widely accepted as the starting point of the Haitian revolution.

He’s got past form as a disaster ghoul; Hurricane Katrina was divine retribution for New Orlean’s Mardi Gras, and of course 9/11 was punishment for American not being a totalitarian theocracy that persecutes those icky gays and pagans. It shouldn’t need to be said that Robertson’s beliefs are far removed from orthodox Christianity. It’s a sort of syncretism of bronze-age Judaism (his Bible stops at the book of Judges) and the Manichean heresy.  But you can’t dismiss Pat Robertson as a fringe figure with no influence, like the infamous Fred Phelps. He’s still a major player in America’s conservative movement.

It’s time for all Christians, especially those who self-identify as conservatives, not just to distance themselves from individual statements of his, but to publically disown him, and condemn him in the most robust and undiplomatic language possible.  He’s the west’s answer to The Taliban.

[1] As you ought to know, Haitian Voodoun is really syncretism of tradition west African religion with bits of Roman Catholicism – any associations with devil worship[2]  comes from a combination of fundies believing all other religions are ‘of the devil’ and watching too many bad B-movie horror films.  Yes, as the Wikipedia article says, there are corrupt practitioners, but their method of operation seems remarkably similar to those of TV preachers like Pat Robertson.

[2] Satanism is basically Ayn Rand’s sociopathic Objectivism with a parody of Roman Catholic ritual sellotaped onto the front for flavouring.  It’s really all about teenage rebellion and really bad taste in music. [3]

[3] OK, so this post has managed to insult fundies, Randroids, Satanists and Venom fans.  I’d probably better stop here.

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Remember

Put next to a young boy
In a knee-deep trench
Whose hand even trembles
When he keeps it clenched
We attack tomorrow
In dawn’s early light
And as this sinks in
I’m so scared
I can’t wait for it and tonight
To be over

– Twelfth Night: Sequences

Welcome to Hell
Welcome to Hell on Earth
No need for sin
No sign of Man’s rebirth

– Magenta: The Ballad of Samuel Layne

Gather round reluctant marksmen
One of them to take his life
With a smile he gives them pardon
Leaves the dark and takes the light

They dispatch their precious cargo
Knock him back right off his feet
And they pray may no one follow
Better still to face the beast

When the field has become a garden
And the wall has stood the test
Children play and the dogs run barking
Who would think or who would guess

– Magnum: Les Morts Dansants.

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The Power of Twitter vs. The Forces of Evil

Twitter has hit the headlines twice this week, and the collective power of Twitter uses has delivered decisive smackdowns to two very different forces of evil.

The first was delivered to sleazy oil company Trafigura, accused of the illegal fly-tipping of toxic waste in The Ivory Coast, suspected of causing more than a dozen deaths and making tens of thousands ill, then spending vast sums on expensive lawyers to try and cover the whole thing up. What bought matters to a head was when their bullying lawyers got an injunction preventing The Guardian from reporting on questions being asked in The House of Commons about the matter.  This alarming comment appeared on The Guardian’s website.

“The commons order paper contained a question to be answered by a minister later this week. The Guardian is prevented from identifying the MP who has asked the question, what the question is, which minister might answer it, or where the question is to be found”.

Since the commons order paper was available online on the official Parliament website, it didn’t take long for a few bloggers work out what this question was.  Then it started spreading across Twitter.  By Tuesday morning, “Trafigura” was the top trending topic, and far more people knew about the true nature of this rather unpleasant company that would ever have do so had their lawyers not tried to gag the press. The term for this is “Epic Fail”

If the first Twitter storm was about freedom of the press, the next one was about responsibility of the press. On Friday, a toxic little squit of a Daily Mail journalist wrote an disgustingly bigotted article about the death of Boyzone singer Steven Gately, on the eve of his funeral.  Within hours, Twitter went nuclear again. “Jan Moir” and “Daily Mail” became top trending topics.  Major advertisers including Marks and Spencer started withdrawing advertising from The Daily Mail in response.

A few hours later the hack gave a mealy-mouthed non-apology which claimed she’d been subject to an orchestrated campaign, and that her vile article “was not intended to cause offence”.  This stupid woman was clearly so wrapped up in her little Daily Mail bigot-bubble that it didn’t occur to her than this was a spontaneous reaction by tens of thousands of ordinary people who were simply disgusted at what they read.

While we’ve seen two examples in the past week of the collective power of Twitter users for good, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the same thing gets used for evil.

By the way, I’m Kalyr on Twitter.  You can probably find a few of my contributions to both of those smackdowns.

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Beyond Parody

I’ve previously described America’s “Conservative Movement” as the bastard offspring of Cyrus Schofield and Ayn Rand; The religious right in particular has basically become a mix of small-town prejudice and political ideology that has little or nothing to do with the Gospels. It’s nothing more than a rather totalitarian political ideology with a few bits of Christian language and imagery glued on for flavour.

I suppose The Conservative Bible Project is the logical end-point of this. It’s a project to ‘re-translate’ The Bible to remove centuries of ‘liberal bias’.  For example, it gives these goals.

Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning.
Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Now, I know this reads like a parody, but reliable sources say this is for real.  There is no response to things like this other than mockery.

Some excellent commentary on this from Slacktivist, a blogger I’ve reading for several years, who always has something to say about the idiocies of the religious right.

Plenty of other recent posts of his are well worth reading – especially the one on the significance of the Book of Jonah, which explains why the fundamentalists go on about the whale, and ignore the rest of the story, and the reason Vampires hate crosses.

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