Which Band Member are you?

Certainly a little green horror!

I've heard of the problems of eatings things that disagree with you, but this is a rather extreme example.

Is Norm channelling CLR James? or Ken Hite?

Beware the Pennine Vampire Mole

Thanks to **Dave for the link to Klingon Fairy Tales. An example:

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"