And God said "Lights"

From BlogCritics, THE BIBLE: Post-Modern Edition. The first chapter of Genesis comes out like this:

In the beginning, the signal had yet to be broadcast. A darkness covered the scene.

Then God said, "Lights!"

God saw how good the light was. God then separated the light from darkness and created three work shifts: Day, night and graveyard.

Then God said, "Camera!"

Or the modern-day Tower of Babel

Then, in the 1980s, "Cable Television" came into its own, followed shortly thereafter by the personal computer. By the end of the 20th century, Internet access became affordable and very popular.

Soon, the world was "media saturated". Many small, niche markets appeared. True communication began to be fractured and unruly.

The signal-to-noise ratio dropped dramatically.

And the Lord said, "Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech."