Flame on!

Are you troubled by blogroaches? Is your blog infested by Freepi, Randroids, Trotskyites or Yngwie Malmsteen fans? If so, you need the Random Insult Generator to respond to those that leave nasty comments in your blog.

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

(Thanks again to Adam Lipscomb)