Blair for President

Let's face it, many of us Brits are sick of him, but he'd be a big improvement on The Shrub. So now there's Tony Blair for US President campaign!

But he's not a US citizen, I hear you cry! They've thought of that.

To the cynics and cranks who brandish their dog-eared copies of the Constitution, we offer a collective raspberry (A derisive or contemptuous sound made by vibrating the extended tongue and the lips while exhaling - The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition).

Pthththbbbbttt!!!!