I am the God of Hell Fire, and I bring you...
With apologies to The Crazy World of Arthur Brown (Link from Michele)
Some of them are eerily appropriate....
Football fans
Circle I Limbo
Boy bands
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
SUV drivers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Neocons
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Everyone that served in John Major's 1992-1997 administration
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Rupert Murdoch and his minions
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
The Health and Safety Executive
Circle VII Burning Sands
Stalinist NME Journalists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Spammers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Of course, if you're really looking for Arthur Brown's 1960s Hammond organ driven classic, this is what you want...