Rumsfeld Fu!

Need a unarmed self defence technique to defend yourself against evil lubruls? Learn Rumsfeld fu.

Warning! Rumsfeld Fu is a specialised martial art practiced by highly trained and skilled neo-conservatives. If practiced by the untrained, it can be dangerous.

It's also not to be confused with Rummy-Thump, which is not dissimilar to the ancient Lancastrian martial art of Eckythump, except that instead of a black pudding, you use a priceless vase looted from the Iraqi national museum.