More theme parks!

Following on from proposed GDR theme park, Mark Steyn in the Daily Telegraph has more ideas, starting with "PilgerWorld" and ending up with things like this:

"Ah," she said, "you'll be wanting Legoverland." It sounded appealing enough - "Relive the glory days of the 1980s and 1990s, when the Tories were in the sack instead of getting it. It's back to bonktastic basics at the fun-filled theme-park where you'll soon be spending more time with your family!" But the picture of David Mellor on the front made me feel faintly queasy.

I never understood what all those women saw in David Mellor. Make Steyn saves the best one till last.

As I left, I bumped into Ken Livingstone: "Take an amazing trip back in time to Olde London," he said, "and re-discover a lost world where traffic speeds get into double figures. Admission �5."

(Registration may be required. Link from Sasha Castel)