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The movie in Bush's Head

From Fanatical Apathy, the Movie in Bush's Head. Excerpt:

ANNAN: I'm taking you off the case.

BUSH (leaping up): You can't do that!

ANNAN: Yes, I can. Sort of. Officially, at least. Dammit, Bush, you can't just storm in and kill an important man like Hussein. There are laws. We need proof.

BUSH: You need proof, Chief. I just need my investigatative partners.

ANNAN: Partners? Your partners have already requested reassignment.

BUSH (with a flourish): I'm talking about the only partners I ever needed - Smith and Crisco.

ANNAN: "Crisco?"

BUSH: Uh, "Wesson." Smith and Wesson.

ANNAN: Don't make me ask for your badge, Bush.

Go read the whole thing. (Link from Making Light)

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