Meet the Press in Hell

It probably means I've been paying to much attention to American political blogs when I find things like Meet the Press in Hell screamingly funny.

Tim Russert: Thank you for joining us. Today on our panel we're proud to have bestselling author and Constitutional expert Ann Coulter, and author and internet sensation Michelle Malkin. Our guest in studio this morning is Jesus Christ, leader of the Heavenly Host. Joining us by satellite is his opponent, Bob Satan, Chairman of the National Republican Committee for a New World Order, and author of the bestselling guides to conservative parenting, "Fatherhood: of All Lies" and "O-Me! O-My! O-Men! Raising Antichrists That Liberals Will Hate." He joins us from the Green Zone in Megiddo. Mr. Satan, thank you for being here.

When it comes to the likes of wingnut harpies like Coulter and Malkin, mockery is the best approach. These people are trolls. Spluttering indigation is the reaction that actually want. Caustic parody, on the other hand, hits them where it hurts. Note how many of the lines in this parody are taken from actual smears of politicians and pundits that refuse to follow the freeptard world view.

Russert: Mr. Christ, what do you say to accusations that you're opposed to fighting a battle to bring about the end of all life on Earth because you're an Anti-Semite?

Jesus: Well, first of all, I'd like to point out that I myself am Jewish�

Ann Coulter: Yeah! Just like George Soros. Another Jew who somehow figured out a way to avoid crucifixion.

Jesus: I WAS crucified! (DISPLAYS WOUNDS IN HANDS)

Michelle Malkin: Why don't people ask him more specific questions about the nails in his hands and feet? There are legitimate questions about whether or not they were self-inflicted wounds.

Russert: What do you mean self-inflicted? Are you suggesting Mr. Christ crucified himself on purpose?

Michelle Malkin: Did you read the book by Barabbas and the Golgotha Veterans for Truth? Some of the thieves who were actually crucified have made allegations that these were self-inflicted wounds.

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