Alanis Morissette on Railway Privatisation

A very silly idea using the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator, suggested by Scott at The Gamer's Nook.

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Delays make me ill
I feel miserable
Fragmentation tears at my foundations
I feel miserable
Crashes are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Railway Privatisation that I feel this way?
With the rail blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Captain Deltic, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Major Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Bloated costs rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Railtrack shareholders defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Angry passengers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Railway Privatisation that I feel this way?
With the rail blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Captain Deltic, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, John Major Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Major Broke My Will to Live

Posted by TimHall at August 13, 2002 10:26 PM

Comments

i think this song is absoloutly amazing i mean i realy think u shud release it it is so gr8 i think it wud go st8 2 numba 1 i think u cud get higher than eminem lol !!! it is WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: vicki on November 8, 2004 02:48 PM

yo yo ur shits the bomb. u wana sign a record deal with p diddy hook that shit up. holla at ur boy

Posted by: diddy on December 7, 2005 11:17 AM

yo yo ur shits the bomb. u wana sign a record deal with p diddy hook that shit up. holla at ur boy

Posted by: diddy on December 7, 2005 11:17 AM


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