Thank The Valar for Peter Jackson

It's easy! Just don't say 'and the venerable wizard raised the orb and muttered the Arnic words "Hastalavista".' (via)

Strange Horizons goes from Plato's Republic to The Internet.

Thanks to **Dave for the link to Klingon Fairy Tales. An example:

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"

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Ken Hite on H.P.Lovecraft.